Every Town in Marin Now Affluent Enclave
Major milestone for county formerly beset by stubborn pockets of affordability
Marin Lately Staff
Influx of Entitled Newcomers Upsets Community of Entitled Locals
“We bought our way into this community first,” say current residents.
“Pickleball” Mentions Fall Significantly
The word “pickleball,” once heard and read several times a day, has all but disappeared from the public consciousness – and experts say that’s healthy. “This is where we want to be, with only people who engage in the activity being exposed to the term,” said linguist Frank Nero, adding
Child Marin-Based
11 year-old boy and electronic music DJ Hershell Blanks has indicated that while San Anselmo is his primary residence, he wouldn’t necessarily tie himself to any particular locale. “I consider myself a global citizen, equally at home at our timeshare in Tahoe and my aunt’s dope condo
Tiburon Woman Sets Off Global Exclamation Point Contagion Event
It started with a single text message whose mundane contents were deemed in need of peppy emphasis. “See you there! Tonight is going to be so fun!!” It’s not clear whether the author was aware that exclamation points are highly transmissible, but her actions not only prompted the respondent
No Thank You: Gratitude Journal Rejected by Marin Teen
A gift meant to engender a sense of appreciation was met with scorn by a local adolescent, who clearly has no plans to record its bestowment in one of its pages. “I say no to this glorified notebook, and to the very idea that blessings should be counted like so
The Truth Zone: Deity Appears at the Junction
Editor's Note You are now entering The Truth Zone. Items included under this heading are actually happening; Ezra Klein really is hanging around Mill Valley, etc. Welcome to The Truth Zone!! No less a lodestar for the Marin region than Ezra Klein has recently been spotted twice at
Weekend Spotlight
As always, a few things to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “What!?”
Weekend Spotlight
As always, a few things to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “What!?”
Marin's Parking Lot Designers Increasingly at Odds with Reality
Apparently unaware that all residents now drive the largest car possible
Recall Initiated for Officials Behind Fair-Minded Solution to Societal Problem
Irate citizens say public servants must pay ultimate price
Weekend Spotlight
As always, a few things to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “What!?”
Man Who Guaranteed “Permanent Bamboo Removal” Convicted of Fraud
Landscaper Hester Kleon will begin serving a three-year sentence this morning after a jury found that he had been offering homeowners bamboo solutions that simply do not exist. “We’re proud to have put this crook, who said he could ‘do it in two days,’ behind bars,” said Marin’
Upcycling Extremist’s Offer of Used Granola Rejected by Fairfax Moms Group
Amid the usual flurry of missives on Whatsapp about after-school activities and which teacher isn’t very bright, Carly Osterbrook’s offer stood out: “Anyone want some vanilla-cashew Strüesli? My kids said it ‘tastes weird’ 🙄 Anyway first come first serve!” The reaction from the community was swift. “We
Weekend Spotlight
As always, one thing to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “WHAT!?”