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A gift meant to engender a sense of appreciation was met with scorn by a local adolescent, who clearly has no plans to record its bestowment in one of its pages. “I say no to this glorified notebook, and to the very idea that blessings should be counted like so much filthy lucre,” said sophomore Jayce Braggins, instructing his mother to “return it to the point-of-purchase section at Barnes & Noble from which it came.”
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“It is comedy news" (Then, replying to own comment) "sarcasm making fun of our community”
-Valerie S., working things out on the fly, ends on a patriotic note.
