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Marin to Address County's Relatability Crisis at Exclusive Nude Yoga Retreat

Will get to bottom of issue at lavish private event

At a gated estate in Seadrift this weekend, a working group of prominent Marin residents are expected to convene for a clothing-optional vinyasa symposium to address growing concerns about the region's relatability. Attendees are expected to ingest a variety of exotic drugs ahead of a packed schedule of activities and panels focused on what (if anything) people find so alienating about the so-called "Marin County lifestyle."

Here's the agenda:

9:00 a.m.: ~ All-American breakfast: an omakase experience

Featuring keynote from leading socialist celebrity

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