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Like many fathers, San Rafael's Phillip Barr saw early promise in his 8 year-old boy. “The tee ball strike outs were encouraging, but when he couldn’t land a single post-game high-five, I knew he was special.” Confirmation came this week when his son’s coach called: "We accept all skill levels on this team, but Laszlo is actively undermining the sport.” Barr believes he is now permanently excused from the ruthless one-upmanship of the team snack-duty rotation, and knows he will never have to navigate the tournament circuit, where every success means another night at a Sacramento Marriott. "Very proud of Laszlo for bringing home this huge win," he added.
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